Shower Radio, almost the worst gift ever
I never shower alone. The reason being is because I own a shower radio. And dancing on a slick surface near glass is probably not the best of ideas. By having a hot, sexy female nursing major* with me, should I slip and fall I have someone to tend to my injuries. It’s the buddy system, it worked for me in the boy scouts (in a very less sexual way) and it will definitely work for me in college.
*It should be noted that any gender and major could shower with you so long as they meet your personal requirements and are versed in first aid and CPR.