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Shower Radio, almost the worst gift ever

         I never shower alone.  The reason being is because I own a shower radio.  And dancing on a slick surface near glass is probably not the best of ideas.  By having a hot, sexy female nursing major* with me, should I slip and fall I have someone to tend to my injuries.  It’s the buddy system, it worked for me in the boy scouts (in a very less sexual way) and it will definitely work for me in college. 

 

 

*It should be noted that any gender and major could shower with you so long as they meet your personal requirements and are versed in first aid and CPR.

 

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One thought on “Shower Radio, almost the worst gift ever

  1. What about a pre-med?

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