Please Consider The Following.
As Corrie and I were showering together she began to lurch forward groaning about brains. I immediately went into the defensive, ready to perform hand to hand combat with my recently-acquired-bride-cum-zombie. She began to laugh at me and asserted she was not a zombie. My wife’s shenanigans are analogous to quipping about a bomb on an airliner.
The incident did open my eyes. I would have gone hand to hand with a zed. Doable but not preferred. I have no weapons while in the shower; moreover, I am on a slick surface in a confined area. In the bathroom but out of the shower I could use a towel, toothbrush, or magazine as a weapon. But these items become out of reach when you are in the shower. From now on I am going to shower with soap on a rope so I at least have some form of flail. Thanks for having considered the previous.