Love me tinder, love me true
My wife went out of town three weeks ago, so guess who got a Tinder account? Our greyhound, Cesium.
I hope my forwardness does not give you paws, but I am into heavy petting. Life’s ruff so I am not going to hound you, but you would be barking mad to not swipe right. So, what do you say? Want to find out who is a good boy?
To date he has 24 matches and seems to be doing well for himself.
Most of the women seem to think he is a good boy.
He has met a lot of women, but has acquired no bitches.