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Band Names of 2016

Last year I posted the band names I derived in 2015. If you resolution hasn’t changed and you still want to learn to play guitar, form a band, rise to fame, do coke off a hooker’s ass, trash a hotel room, fall from fame, and make a comeback, then here are the band names of 2016.

  • Part Time Varsity
  • Strippers & Cake
  • Periwinkle Jimmies
  • The Lonely Sandwich
  • Chasing babies
  • Battery Eating MoFo
  • Napoleon’s Nightcap
  • Two guys, a girl, and a pizza place

Band names of 2015

Is your resolution to learn to play guitar, form a band, rise to fame, do coke off a hooker’s ass, trash a hotel room, fall from fame, and make a comeback? If so, here are the band names I came up with in 2015. If you use one of these names, please remember me in your Grammy acceptance speech.

  • Midnight Hawk Snack
  • Tiger Blender
  • Most of a Pizza
  • Raw Floor Biscuit
  • Cock Orphan
  • Break the hymen
  • Bring a change of underwear
  • CLITHERO
  • Two guys, a girl, and a pizza place

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