The Simpsons taught me the only ship worth a damn is friendship. They may be right, but damns do not pay for anything. That’s why my favorite ship is Scholarship – it can pay for school. NASA is putting up money for your college education if you study a form of engineering, metallurgy, physics, mathematics, or computer science. If study one of these fields you might as well as apply for the NASA Aeronautics Scholarship Program because it will only cost you your time and let’s face it, you are already wasting that time reading this online journal.